November 17th, 2000
'Scuse me while I adjust my hanging chad....
I tell ya it's been a banner week for conspiracies over here at Freakylinks. Strange thoughts and ideas keep whirling in here faster than you can crash a UFO in Roswell. Let's see if I can sort 'em all out for ya.
First there was that guy with the weird weapon that e-mailed me. Well it seems that he's been reading the discussion boards and is a bit up in arms over what's being said. Here's the new e-mail he sent.
"Derek,
You can't let those guys get away with their distortions and half-truths on the discussion board. Don't let them fool you. I do work for the military and I do have clearance to deal with these military prototypes. I told you it was a kinetic weapon to just kind of screw with you. Here's another picture of the weapon. Can you figure out what the real purpose of the weapon is for?"
Well how about it my little conspiracy freaks? Got any ideas what this weapon of mass destruction could be? I got some ideas but I'm interested in hearing what you have to say so head on over to the Governmental Conspiracy discussion board and tell me what you think it is. Heck, I might as well throw in a prize to make it interesting so I'll peruse the entries and next Tuesday I'll award a free t-shirt to the most interesting discussion board entry. (So check the discussion board on Tuesday to find out if you won.)
CONSPIRACY NUMBER 2 IN A SERIES
I'd like to thank everyone that e-mailed me with help on the riddle I got sent a few days ago. Freaky reader Katie was the first one to find the answer. Here's the riddle in case you forgot.
To find the answer, look to the dead.
As you walk through his "Garden" look for what's read.
If Uruz, Algiz, Kenaz are FLIPPED,
What would I find if I went to EGYPT.
And here's how Katie solved it.
"Look to the dead made sense when my search brought up
Occultresearch.com. - your deceased brother's web
site. "Garden" is one of the subtitles on the page.
In that section, he explains that in the Runes
language, Uruz is Auroch and means strength and speed,
Algiz is elk and means protection, and Kenaz is torch
and means knowledge (nice choice, by the way). The
site then shows the same words in other languages.
The Egyptian version in Hieroglyphs would roughly mean
that Uruz, Algiz, and Kenaz become Apis, Horus, and
Thoth. What I don't know is what exactly "FLIPPED"
means. Does it mean just to translate them or does it
mean to flip the order around? Anyway, the answers
are Apis, Horus, Thoth. Hope I'm right!"
And right she was. That answer made perfect sense to me so I promptly e-mailed it off to Robert Price who e-mailed me back saying how glad he was to finally hear from me and that he'd be sending me some more information soon. I'm not sure if receiving more info from a guy whose convinced the government is out to get me is a good or bad thing but I'll keep you guys on top of it.....
AND NOW LETS SEE WHAT'S BEHIND CONSPIRACY DOOR NUMBER 3
Well after all this hubbub about secret societies and hidden knowledge I thought it would be a great time to explore one of the mysteries I stumbled over while out in LA. (That's the city of Angels to all you ultra hip readers) Go check out the new Freakopedia entry to discover how Aleister Crowley and the Mars Lander are linked together.
I'VE SAID TOO MUCH
Gotta go before the Freemasons discover my whereabouts and try to run me over with those funny Shriner go-carts.
Hurdy Gur,
Derek "Don't blame me, I don't know who I voted for" Barnes
