April 25th, 2000
Hi there, (as Vinnie Barbarino use to say)
Waz up? There may be a few new readers out there in web land thanks to those fine, friendly folks over at Fortean Times. They did a nice write up on the web site and that infamous thunderbird photograph of mine. Course they call me a hoaxer but hey, free publicity is free publicity. You won't see me complaining, not one little bit.
My friend David, just gave me the coolest gift last week. He's one of those "disturbed" artist types (as opposed to all the rational and sane people I know) and wanted me to be the first on my block to have one of his new "Satanic Moments" statues. Oh I'm a lucky boy I tell ya. It's proudly displayed on my shelf. Lan just took one look at it and shuddered. I believe she thinks me and my friends are "flirting with disaster" to quote Molly Hatchet. (a fine underrated 70's southern rock song if ever there was one)
What else? Well Lan is all excited about getting us wired for cable modems. She says they will be "More and faster" to quote KMFDM (a fine underrated gothic industrial rock song if ever there was one.)
Hum . . . maybe I'm on to something, "Industrial southern rock". Mean little ditties about truckers all dressed in black and driving funeral hearses. I could start a new trend! (and I'm all about being trendy, lemme tell ya.)
Anyway, since the Fortean Times article came out I've been getting some great e-mails from people about the civil war picture. I've updated that entry a couple of times. It would behoove you (is that how you say it?) to go and check it out, friends and neighbors.
I gotta go now, I've got to call Glenn Danzig and the Allman Brothers and see if I can get them to record this new little ditty that's been roaming around my small little mind.