Greetings from Dothan Alabama,
On the road with Rich.. He failed to mention the fact that we are lugging a giant shoe salesman head to Minnesota. (see picture)
Rich got the head at auction when this shoe store closed for like $20. He sold it on-line to a guy for something like $600 plus shipping (are you beginning to see how devious a man Rich is?)
What kinda guy buys a giant shoe salesman head? I dunno but I'm sure to find out.
Anyway we spent the day motoring around and stopping at anything that remotely interested Rich. (he can sniff out a Pee Wee Herman doll at 200 feet) I mostly stood around and said, "uh . . .is this valuable?" (chia pets aren't in case you're interested)
Struck up a conversation with this crazy looking trucker at a greasy spoon and mentioned the fact that I do a paranormal web site. He asked me if I had ever heard of kudzu monkeys. I of course said no and the rest is available for your perusal in the Freakopedia. It's kinda toned down so to get the correct appreciation of it imagine that a lisping overweight trucker with oily hair is telling you the story while he slurps down french fries dipped in mayonnaise.
I'm going to sleep so I can get up and take first shift behind the wheel.
Derek "Give me 20 acres and I'll turn this rig around" Barnes