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June 9th

Paris Arkansas is full of the undead!

Well probably not but it does sound a lot better than saying I'm in a cheap motel in Paris Arkansas.

Saw the most amazing animal show in Hot Springs earlier today. if you live in a 200 mile radius I urge you to clamber in the family roadster and get your ass on down to see the Educated Animals show. It's got everything including the kitchen sink. pathos, drama tragedy, comedy. chickens dancing. (I think you catch my drift)

The head is garnering a lot of attention in the land of Clinton. Whenever we park people ask us if they can have their picture taken in front of it. Or if we are on the move they wave. Like they know us.

"Look honey, it's those young men with the giant shoe salesman head. They love it when you wave, and I hear they are mostly harmless."

Went to this junk store in the middle of nowhere and made an amazing find. Over a 100 of those junky paranormal books that came out in the 60's and 70's were all stacked up. Got them all for $20 The junk store owner didn't even bat an eye as he sold them to me. (although he did ask if the head was for sale) They're a bit moldy but man o man what a find!

(insert yawn here)

Right now Rich is attempting to watch some evangelical Christian broadcast through the snow on the motel TV and I'm getting so sleepy I keep imaging the shoe salesman head is in bed with me. (that's some serious Freudian thing that I don't even want to think about)

I'm going to sleep, maybe when I wake up I'll be out of Arkansas.

hurdy gur
Derek "sheep counter" Barnes


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