Hot damn but this thing's cooler than getting anally probed by one of those
big headed aliens.
Get this sucker installed
on your computer right this darn second!
In case you need the long, straight, and narrow,
here's banner ads
for everyone's favorite Parthenon of the Paranormal (I just love it when I use big words).
Who can resist
pushing a button?
I suggest labeling them, "Evil Death Ray".
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Change your background
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Why let 40 year olds in boring business suits decide what your icons should look like?
Get your
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