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"I don't like you."


keep your thoughts to yourself

Hey Barnes,

The last thing I wanna do is read about you and what you are dreaming. If I was looking for that kinda crap I would be checking out www.stupiddreamrus.com. In the future keep your thoughts to yourself. I don 't want to hear about it. How about you do some research on real things like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster?

Signed,
A former fan


I think you are hadding us.

dear Derk,

my parent were/are/is hippies and they dont think you are telling us the truth about all things large/great/small. persoanlly I take what is said by them and yuo with several salt grains but when you come out with things like that dogf in selma alabana then I have to just laiugh and liaugh and laugh. You are so silly you are! My parents may not be the most stable ones around but even they know when being had is being had. And I think you are hadding us. why u say things like that? Uncool!


This site is so lame.

This site is so lame. I've never seen anything so alt.corperate. Such a reach for fake "edge" it's pathetic.


Stop scaring my cat!

derek, my cat watches my computer screen and whenever I log on to freakylinks she meows loudly and leaves the room. Your website scares her! Stop scaring my cat!


HEY COMPUTER GEEK

HEY COMPUTER GEEK

WHY DONT YOU GO BACK TO PLAYING DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS? YOUR CRAP-TACULAR WEBSITE IS A SORRY EXCUSE FOR A TIME KILLER. IF I WANTED TO WASTE TIME I'D BE BETTER OFF LOOKING FOR THE ROCKS IN YOUR HEAD!


Why? Why? Why?

Why? Why would you waste your time? Why would you waste my time? Why would you waste the technology? Why don't you go jump off a bridge?


yo dorky derek

you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck
.....(continues for 12 pages)

signed,
sombody that doesn't suck


Liberal Demonic heathens!

Dear liberals,

I was recently alerted to your anti-Christian, homosexurality-spreading, demoncrat-supporting show by my dear True Christian® friend, Rev. Lou Sheldon of Traditional Values Coalition. Your evil satanic plot will fail! Every True Christian® pastor in America has now been alerted to your shocking plan to turn our once-great nation's children into devil-worshipping homosexurals.

As you can see, we True Christians® are on to you! My church, Landover Baptist (http://www.landoverbaptist.org ) is ready to join other True Christians® in making sure your demonic plan does not come to fruition!

President-Elect George W. Bush will outlaw you and all other satanic liberals, homosexurals, demoncrats and feminazis as soon as he takes office! You will be on your knees for Jesus whether you want to be or not!

TURN or BURN!!

Blessings,
Mrs. Judy O'Christian

U SUCK!!!

hey im writing this friggin letter to say to u i hope u go to hell. Well i guess ur home is hELL but what i mean is burn IN HELL!

I really don't give a RATASS about ur BORING stinky story. They're so fake and beside, its confusing and messed up.

HEY U Mutated MONSTER FROM HELL! i have two word for u..........

U SUCK!!!"


You suck.

You suck.
You just really, really, suck. and that's all there is to it. I tried reading some of your stories, almost falling asleep each time I read a line. nothing was scarry, At all. And I don't know what all the hype is about, because you just really suck.
-burn!
p.s. are you 40 years old and happen to live in your parents basement?


YOUR A PHYSCO PERSON

I DONT BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SAY. ITS A BUNCH OF BULL CRAP. YOUR A PHYSCO PERSON, AND I THINK, I SAID I THINK THAT YOU NEED SOME SERIOUS MENTAL HELP. IM SORRY IF THIS MAY SOUND A LITTLE CRUEL BUT YOUR AN IDIOTIC PERSON WHO LIES AND BY GUESSING , YOUR AN UGLY COMPUTER GEEK. IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU WROTE BACK TO ME, BUT THEN AGAIN YOUR MGHT BE TOOOO GEEKEY WORKING ON YOUR WEBSITE. BUT HEY, IF YOU WRITE BACK...... I GUESS UR NOT AS BIG A GEEK I THINK YOU ARE.

TAKE CARE


FreakyLinks has some major problems.

Derek
FreakyLinks has some major problems.
The first being that your putting this hype into scaring us and all that is on this site is just plain tabloid magazine bulls**t. If you say your going to scare me then actually try to. Don't just put silly s**t on here. The other big problem was with those pictures, they sucked.

HardCore Freak


your s***ty site

What the f*** is this? You call this an informative site? freakylinks is nothing but another Cutsey-Wutsey piece of s***....Everything from your very dumb content, very unoriginal and uninspiring, to your blatent attept to profit with the f***ing freak store. You even ripped off Spring-Heel Jack!! Now stupid people who actual find your site to be "new" will associate Spring-Heel Jack with this dumbass site!! I wish I could meet you in person so I could pummel you in the F***ING FACE over and over. You make metaphysical experiences and phenomenon seem like pretend just so you can appeal to the masses and not the thin cross-section that is interested in actual instances of paranormal events.


A Classic One

your site is all a hoax and your linx to who@who.ky is a joke and a waste of time. what really pisses me off is that i wasted so much time reading into your s***ty site and actually believing that you had some cool stuff. believe me this is the last time i waste my time on something crammed with nothing but cheap gimmeckry (sp?) . if you want to own a dog and pony show at least have class. like pt barnum said a sucker is born every minute. i sure feel like a sucker just for being curious about your site.


your site sucks

Derek, your site sucks yuo reaterd i cvant even spell and im too mature for yoy crappy site so you can bite me


you are what is wrong...

... with serious scientific efforts to investigate the parnormal. I have a PhD in parapsychology from University of California at Irvine, and I have been investigating serious documented cases for the last 15 years. I have interviewed hundreds of eyewitnesses and spoken to law officials from all over the country. I know better than anyone how devastating it is to the field every time yet another one of them turns out to be a fraud or just simple ignorance.

The Internet makes what you do here even more dangerous - you publish findings with no systematic fact checking or verification and you encourage people to fuel this fire with wild speculation! Anyone could find this and think it was a serious, instead of a pile of conspiracy babble and ignorant redneck drivel (yes, they can sometimes sound the same - the difference is the facts behind the words).

If you do seriously care about investigating the paranormal, I urge you to take down this damaging web site. If you want to contribute to the field, consider supporting established organizations that can actually accomplish something of value.



Fish Fall in Ogre Cam

Hi there,

I was watching the ogre cam one day when I was surprised to see a huge rain of fish start! I captured the image and here's a copy. What do you think the odds are?

. . . .And if you believe that then I have some land in the everglades to see you.

This picture that I made in 20 minutes with photoshop just goes to prove that you can't trust anything you see or read on here. Anything and everything you post can be made up by anyone with half a brain and a computer. Yes, that includes you.

I'd go off on a rant but you seem to be the master of that, huh Derek? Guess you will just keep on deluding all these people with your lies.

Bet you don't even have the guts enough to print this.

Signed,
A non-fan


Weekly World News

Sigh,

More of the same ol believe anything b***s*** that one finds everywhere on the web these days...

Whatever happened to rationality? Whither, the scientific method. Your whole approach seems to be "Hey, it's KEWL...who cares about objective truth?"

You realize that there are people unbalanced enough to shape their lives around some of this stuff...All people like you do is feed their psychosis. The Heaven's Gate thing and others like it can be laid squarely at the feet of people like you!


My Daddy Told Me

My daddy once told me; "If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...then it must be a duck"...

Well, in your case, you sure as hell seem like a f***in' communist d***head, and I bet you and your friends have a real fun time spreading b***s*** rumors and raping babies in your feces smeared geek house. I hope that A real man gets elected into Washington, and passes a law that keeps putrid dungeon masters like you and all your butt buddies from spreading your vile b***s*** around this fine country of ours.

I hope you know that there's a whole lot of folks that feel this way in these parts....