Fairy Hollow
In the internet biz we call this kind of design "not good" And I'm not one to diss the fairy folk but I bet even they hate this website. It does win the honor of having the second most annoying music in the world. (Right behind Demon Busters....)

Mr. Winkle
Is it a dog? Is it a cat in a dogsuit? Is it something else entirely? I have no idea but that little face scares me......

Meatq
I have no idea what is going on at this website but it's content leaves me with a weird feeling. Click on the paws and then click on the pictures that come up. Is this some kind of weird fetish I'm not aware of?

The Asplundh Tree Trimmers
If you've been following the theories and discussions in the newsletter then you know just exactly what kind of threat this company is. Their splash page says it all when it states "Let us show you what we can do for you." No thanks!

creepyclicks.com
When last we heard from the little weasel Stu Carmichael he was busy getting things off the top shelf for our favorite little Oompa Lompa, Gunter Mahlberg. These days it looks like he's branching out into plagiarism by shamelessly ripping off my website. Yes that's right, a Mahlberg stooge has got his own website. And oh what a fine website it is. You guys should check it out if for nothing else than a laugh or too.

Meat Eating Robot
Now normally I'm all for making mechanical friends but these scientists are obviously out of their ever loving minds. I mean haven't they seen any killer robot movies at all? (Saturn 3 being high on my list as one of the best killer robot movie ever made, Farrah Fawcett in space, oh yeah!)

Demon Buster
Did you know that Santa Claus is a demon? Did you know that stuffed animals should be burned to prevent demonic influence? Did you know that when electronics misfunction it's because of demons? Learn all this and more at Demon Busters! Plus as an added bonus they've got a rockin' score!

Timecube
I'm sure the owner of this website is trying to make some kind of statement I'm just not sure what it is. In the faithful fashion of most conspiracy web sites this one is all one long page and it's just chock full of stuff hidden from the public until now. (or at least that's what the author says) Enter at your own risk, this one gave me a headache.

Who is Who?
No, it's not an AC/DC tribute page but something a little more sinister. I won't go into details about what you find on here but keep playing with it and something interesting will happen. In fact the more you play with it the more interesting it gets. WARNING: When I say interesting I mean it in a very dark way, Don't go here if you are looking for fluffy bunny quicktimes and recipes on making cookies. Whoever (pun intended) has this website seems to be a little on the paranoid side (and is intent on making you paranoid as well)

The Jerzey Boyz
Sometime over the weekend of February 25-27th 2000, Freakylinks was hacked and our hub page replaced with a new one. The damage was repaired quickly but as Jim Jones liked to say (or at least I saw this on a plaque above Powers Booth's head when he played Jim in the tv-movie) "Those that forget the past are doomed to repeat it." With that in mind here's a link to what the hacked page looked like on that fateful weekend.

Acquire-GM.com
Where to start? Acquire-GM.com is lead by a ruthless paranormal antiquities collector named Gunter Mahlberg who had the Jerzey Boyz hack my site after I published a collection of e-mails that exposed what he was up to. Needless to say we ain't on the best of terms. My advice? Stay away from Acquire-GM.com.

Egg Party
I hate eggs. I hate bad computer music. I hate bad animation. I hate cute. I hate bad puns. I really hate badly animated cute eggs dancing to bad computer music with bad puns to explain them. There's a level in Hell where sinful web surfers are forced to watch this page for all eternity.

The Blair Witch Project
I hated this movie. The camera work made me physically ill and the climax was about as frightening as finding out the milk had curdled in the fridge. I also hated how the filmmakers tried to blur the line between reality and fantasy. The last thing paranormal investigators need is hundreds of drunk frat guys trying to find the Blair Witch out in the woods. The success of this intertwining of fact and fiction only means that we'll be blessed with tons more of this type of crap in the future. It makes me shudder.

The American Computer Company
Would you buy a computer from a company that believes the transistor was reversed engineered from a crashed UFO? In 1998 this company announced they were close to unveiling a computer with a 90 GB hard drive that used alien "trans-capacitor technology" with no moving parts. The Men in Black must have paid them a visit since then because the patent application has since been withdrawn. Go to the website and learn the secret government conspiracy that is hampering the advancement of computer geeks all over the world.

Alex Chiu
Here's the homepage of the world's smartest man since Edison and Einstein (he compares himself with them on the first page) Alex must be a busy boy since he's already invented teleportation and immortality and is working on devices to cure the handicap. He also answers that pesky question of "What is God?" Too bad his grammar skills aren't on par with the rest of his thinking.

Jim Jacobson's home page
Quite possibly the worst web page ever designed. Jim has stuffed every bell and whistle onto a web-site that serves no meaningful purpose other than to make your computers arteries clog down with information cholesterol. Jim works in psychiatry at a hospital and that alone is enough to scare the hell out of me.