September 5th, 2000
How could I have missed hearing about Gunter Mahlberg?
Oh sure I had his link on my enemy page for quite some time but I just assumed (what's that old saying about assuming?) that he was a nobody. Just a freak with a website and a want list of the strange. (trust me, those kind of people are a dime a dozen on the web, your's truly included)
Course now I know different, and I'm kicking myself for not finding out about this guy before hand. I mean if the e-mails I got are to be believed then this guy is the Rupert Murdoch of the paranormal.....just a little more evil.
Confused? Well join the crowd, (well it's a crowd if you count me and all my multiple personalities) Check the story out and then feel free to rant and rave about it on the discussion boards.
FREAKY SCREEN SAVER !!!
Oh yeah, I'm more excited than a Chupacabra at a goat rodeo about the latest thing to come from Lan, my webmistress and all around Goddess of all things HTML
Freakylinks has a screen saver!
Yeah, this sucker is a high faluting, graphic twisting, paranormal wonder of screen saving gooey goodness. Not only will it save your computer screen from burnout it will also remove warts, cleans windows, mows the lawn, cuts your hair, and walks the family pet. (well no, not really but it is something swell)
Download this sucker right now by clicking here and soon your computer will be an endless display of wonder and amusement for friends and colleagues. While others are showing off that boring SETI thing on their screens you can be proudly displaying the joys and wonder of a three legged stripper.
I got this pic e-mailed to me from a guy named Brian. Here's what he had to say:
"Derek, Hey this is my mother-in-law standing next to something I can't figure out. She recently went out to California and gave this picture to my wife and I when she got back. She refuses to talk about it which isn't a strange thing if you knew my mother in law. I thought you might dig the picture."
Well thanks Brian, Your mother in law is safely in my hands and I'll have her image spread across the net in no time at all.
COOL THINGS INVOLVING ME
The Dean of Psychic High (www.psyhigh.com) recently erected a virtual building in my honor. (being a semi-famous web geek does has it moments) It's a pretty cool website and it would behoove you guys to wander on over there and check it out. (Plus I promised him I would send enough traffic over there to crash his server) The shameless plug to me is on this page I'm just waiting now for a written invite to speak at their next commencement.
THUNDERBIRD FALLOUT CONTINUES
More and more readers have sent me their two cents worth regarding that second Thunderbird photo that showed up at my inbox last week. One of the best replies was from a loyal (well I assume loyal) reader named KJ.
Well that's about it, I gots to motorvate on out of here with Lan and Jason to catch some Sushi. There's nothing like the taste of raw fish to really get me all excited.
.....And hey Navigator, just a note to tell ya to keep looking for your relatives, I'll have 'em up on the Freakopedia any day now
Derek "California roll" Barnes