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DIARY OF A MADMAN
July 28th, 2000

It's me yet once again . .

These daily road trip updates sure do make our relationship a lot more up close and personal eh? I mean, I type out the daily adventures of Derek and Jason and you get to use my life for some cheap laughs in between filling out those spreadsheets. There's nothing like knowing your place in the entertainment food chain to really put your life in perspective.

But don't worry, I wouldn't have it any other way. I'm not really the type cut out for the 9 to 5 world. I just can't imagine owning a tie (I break out in hives at the thought of a button up shirt)

Anyway, tonight we're just outside LA, staying at some industrial sprawl town named Ontario (and no it's not the one up there in the Great White North) We made it through the last of the desert without any problems but it was close. Danger lurked around every corner . . .

But Jason, I, and our little 4 footed cyberdyne system came thru in flying colors.

Tomorrow, we've got to trade in Jason's work truck for the new one and then turn right back around and hit the road back east. You know there's nothing like driving 6,000 miles in a truck with Jason to really give you an appreciation for an airplane.

And remember if you're anywhere near the town of Bithlo Florida Friday night make sure and head on over to the speedway to see the offical Freakylinks school bus in it's death defying bid to become the winner of the school bus figure 8 demolition derby. Hey, bring the whole family!

More as it unfolds

hurdy gur
derek "saved by zero" barnes


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