June 23rd, 2000 - 11pmish
Greetings from Columbus Georgia!
That's right, day one is over and done with and I'm still alive! (No thanks
to Jason's driving skills) Currently I'm holed up in a hotel just outside
Fort Benning (a hotel full of drunken army guys might I add) As I write
this Jason is digging into his 5th piece of chicken from the take out
chicken place next door. . .
Speaking of chicken, have I mentioned that Dawson Georgia is being attacked
by a giant chicken?
Oh sure, while I was in town this forty foot fowl was trying to act
nonchalant on top of this resturant but I just knew that the moment I
averted my eyes he'd come back to life, reach down with that huge beak, and
pluck me from Jason's truck just like an oversized worm from a bait bed.
Then again, maybe I've got an overactive imagination and it's just a large
statue, either way it freaked me out.
Speaking of oversized (beginning to see a trend here?) Check this out!
Does King Kong even know his roller skate is missing? Seriously though
when's the last time you saw a roller skating place? Well they got one in
Albany Georgia so if the words "backwards skate" send a chill down your
spine I suggest you check it out.
OK . .OK enough with the tourist attractions, I know your wondering where
all the paranormalness (is that even a word?) is. Well most of today was
just spent getting here but we did manage to find one little place in the
woods that had a great story attached to it. I'll say no more until I get
the story up in the freakopedia but here's a picture to wet your ocular
nerve. . .
Time to hit the hay, (which may not be much of an exageration with this
hotel room mattress) There might be more roadtrip freakiness on the
discussion board if I make it there before I fall asleep.
Derek "Georgia Peach" Barnes