March 30th, 2000
A big freaky Heya,
Hello friends and neighbors. Glad to see ya back and most delighted to make your acquaintance. One of my favorite subjects, cryptozoology, has a fresh and hot new entry devoted to it in the 'pedia. Check it out as I like to say.
You know I often wonder what cryptozoologists do on their off days. Some how I don't think that playing with the family dog would be that exciting for them. Maybe one of 'em has a gene splicing lab down in the basement to mix and match his favorite animal parts with others. Now that would be a little more interesting. If Rover had another set of legs so he could chase the Frisbee just a little faster. Or if the goldfish had wings so they could float around the room in little self contained water bubbles. . . .I think maybe my brain has gone into wishful thinking mode again.
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Derek "pleading the fourth and drinking a fifth" Barnes