November 10th, 1999
Hey Pedro,
What's up with the all the "old people do the wackiest things" news? The newest entry in amateur hour is all about this guy's grandmother building an altar to the anti-Christ.
Where's all the freakiness from my target audience? I don't mind running stories on dear ole' senile grandma but I expect some excitement from my own demographics. I know you're out there and I know your thinking of some stupid thing you can do. I say go for it. Just make sure there's a tape in the video camera when you do it.
Nothing illegal now, don't go robbing the local liquor store. If, however, you decide you're the reincarnation of J. Edgar Hoover then that's fine. Go ahead and wear frilly dresses and make all the citizens arrests you want. I just need the footage. This web site is a hungry monster and it demands to be fed.
Speaking of hungry monsters, Jason is here and he wants to go eat. I do believe Lan and I may accompany him to the nearest fast food joint. Watching Jason consume is a sight to behold.
Hurdy Gur,
Derek "I'm so rope, they call me Mr. Roper" Barnes
