November 7th, 1999
Contrary to popular internet rumors the world did not end in meteorite impact glory today. You can all get out from your bunker and proceed to work on Monday.
I'm going to start the next internet rumor just to screw with people. Something along the lines of "The face on Mars is getting a facelift"
Buncha nuts, screaming the sky is falling. . . .mumble mumble . .
Hurdy,
Derek
