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DIARY OF A MADMAN
June 8th, 1999

Hey,

Got to get out of the house for the last coupla days and it sure feels good to be a running around this green ole' earth chasing down half truths and assorted lies for you fine people.

My new story should make you feel better about your arthritic joints. Nothing cheers me up like meeting someone else that's worse off than I am and this guy in Gulf Breeze has sure got it bad.

While I was there I had a chance to hang out at a local MUFON meeting as a sorta quasi honored guest. Everyone was very nice to me and they all seemed quite normal until they started talking about alien abductions and the like. There's nothing like a 40 year old woman talking about rectal probing to keep your interest in a meeting.

Lan wanted me to give a shameless plug to our new advertiser so here it is. The Vans "santos" skating shoe is a fine quality item crafted right here in the US of A. God Bless America and God bless the Vans "santos" skating shoe.

hurdy,

Derek "Shameless" Barnes


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