STOP THE PRESSES
Always wanted to say that. We don't have any presses here at Casa de Freakylinks but if we did I would stop them. I mean it. No fooling around.
The reason being is that I just got off the phone with a farmer in Puerto Rico who claims that his farm is being harassed by a chupacabra.
Anyway this guy read the article published about me, found the web site, and wants to fly me out to P.R. to set up a web cam to capture the elusive goat sucker . He's obviously not your average Puerto Rican farmer.
"Well gee, Sir, you want to fly me out to Puerto Rico in the middle of surfing season? I guess that would be OK . . ."
Publicity, thy middle name is freebie.
It's a win win situation for us so make sure and stay tuned for all the exciting developments as they develop. . . .hum, that sentence was phrased rather oddly.
The D. guy