The hit meter is steadily climbing thanks to the devotion of all you old-timers and quite a few new passers-by. Guess the change to our new neighborhood has gotten us a lot of new clientele.
Thanks to my reporter friend for the tip on the levitating phone lady. She's got some stories to tell about that house she lives in. Don't worry I wrote them all down for ya.
Just for fun today I got the old skateboard down and tried to hang out with the boys down at the half-pipe. All the 14 year olds kept looking at me and whispering about how why an old man was on their turf. Just to show 'em I tried to flip kick off the rim and nearly broke my ankle. God, I feel old.
Derek "the animal" Barnes