January 19th, 2001
Nature abhors a vacuum - some old proverb
The Supernatural also abhors a vacuum, what's more, it even hates to sweep up after itself. - Derek Barnes
ON THIS EDITION OF THIS OLD PARANORMAL HOUSE
You might figure out from the above listed proverb by yours truly that I'm in the midst of cleaning and you would be correct. Oh yeah I'm a little whirlwind of cleanliness and I'm straightening up left and right (not personally, I'm talking about putting objects back where they belong.) I even got enough gumption in me to attend to a little carpentry. Yeah, you wouldn't know it by looking at me but I'm the paranormal version of Bob Villa. Next time you come by and visit remind me to show you the brand spanking new end table I made for the Freakylinks casa.
NEVER MIND YOUR PARANOMAL PAGADO, WHAT ABOUT THE HAUNTED HOUSE DOWN THE STREET.
Glad you asked, I was going to get to that. Next up in a long line of strange and questionable images sent to me by fans comes a picture taken by a group calling itself "The Freaksters" (nice name by the way) They took this image at an old hotel in Truckee Nevada that is suppose to be haunted. I'm not sure what that black stuff is in the picture but I advise staying away from it the next time you find yourself in that hotel room.
And hey if you Freaksters ever make it down to the poker room at the Circus Circus in Reno make sure you tell the boys that Derek says hi. (And also ask them what they did with my money.)
MOVING RIGHT ALONG....
New story in the Freakopedia that all you vampire fans might find interesting (and yes I'm talking to you Lady Lestat) I would say that it concerns a new case I worked on recently but I promised Chloe I wouldn't say that so I won't. Instead I'll say that it's mighty interesting and should give you lots to talk about on the discussion board. I'll leave it to you to figure out the hidden truth behind the matter.
COLOR ME GONE
I'm outta here,
Derek "no relation to that Fishheads song" Barnes