From Lee:

Noisy Cracky Ghost.
Do not play with that stereo joe.
Hey that's dad's hat.

From Bryan in Tampa Fl.

Willie The Serpent
Slick And Elusive
Much Like Bill Clinton

From Helen

Cheap gorilla suit
easily fools backwoods hicks
booze from backyard still

From Bill in Austin Texas

Fort said we are fish.
Strange meat falls from empty sky.
Will you take the bait?

From Lisa

a whispering in
the night--a shadow draws near:
my yeti lover

And last but not least, 2 great ones from Stefano

Haiku are stupid.
Why is this in italics?
...Black helicopters.

Goat-suckers fear what
the government is hiding:
Chupacabra Bomb.