October 10th, 1999
Listen up,
Stop the presses! I take everything back about what I said last week being slow. I got's hot new video. Zapruder footage, Patterson bigfoot kinda stuff. Stop reading this crappy rant and go and check out the amazing new footage I just got my hands on. (insert exciting action theme here).
That's right boys and girls, put your hands on the computer screen and feel the power of my website. Frogs falling from the sky. Exciting, on tape, never before seen stuff just for you.
It's times like these that I feel like a man with a mission, a boy with a plan. In short I is the man.
Big huge thanks to Kelly for the tip on his neighbors. I'm so happy I'm sending him 2 T-shirts(hey no back talk, these T-shirts are cool, d00d).
Well, I think I'll just sit back and think of how cool it is to be the master of a webspace that has actual footage of frogs falling from the sky. Yes sir ree bob. I am a rock and roll hootchie koo.
hurdy gur,
Derek
