July 2nd
Hey there,
Just got off the phone with Lan (MonsterFreaks number one critic) she wants to come down and join my highly motivated crew. I asked her for a resume and forwarded her call to the personal department.
Seriously though, she wants to quit her jobs and motorvate down here and help me manage the site. If you ask me she's nuts. Sure I'm a hot potato right now but what is she going to do when my 15 minutes of fame is up? Pack T-shirts?
She says that she can have the site not only paying for itself but making money for us. She's got big plans boys and girls and I'm part of it. (you, the loyal viewing audience are part of it as well)
I told her to go for it. If she wants to ruin her life by hanging on to my tattered coat tail then so be it. Who am I to give advice when I can't even hold down one job long enough for all the other employees to remember my name. I told one waitress at the restaurant I tend bar at that my name is Beelzebub but I don't think she got it.
hurdy gur,
Derek
July 2nd (later)
Hey,
Maybe good things do come in threes.
- finding the thunderbird photo
- Lan coming down to help me run things
- (get ready for this one) A COMPANY WANTS TO ADVERTISE ON MY SITE
Do you understand the implications? They want to PAY ME MONEY FOR DOING NOTHING. This is an amped idea. This is an idea I can roll with. An idea I can wrap around my mind like an angora sweater wraps around Ed Wood's fake bosom.
Of course, I called Lan and told her about it. She's handling the details. I'm just sitting back and letting the money roll in. I need one of those big cigars and a sign that says "Fat Cat" to hang around my neck.
Here's a thought, maybe I should make Lan wear a nametag.
Oh the irony of it all.
hurdy gur,
Derek
