May 12th
Oh baby,
Here I am sitting in front of my ragged ass computer and just mere inches away from my incorrect spelling fingers (you should thank God that you see this stuff after it has been spell corrected) is the hoop snake footage. Yea that's right, you heard me, I bought it.
Stop yelling at me, I got it at a reduced price. I kinda sorta watched it by unrolling it with a flashlight shining through it. It made me squint a lot. I gotta go buy a 8mm projector at the thrift store. (Should have asked to get that thrown in with the deal)
Lan, my number one fan and nitpicker said she would try and walk me through the steps needed to get it up on the site.
And before you go yelling at me for being an idiot you should realize that as a responsible adult I went and got a new job so I can pay for my filthy immoral paranormal habit. I'm bartending again, a job which is in no doubt because of the excellent fake reference that Lan gave me up there in Athens.
Jason is standing here and I thought now would be the perfect time to let him finally say a few words. So hereererere's Jason:
Whaz up! Jason in da house..Derek is a freak FREAK FREAK FREK O.!!!!!!!!111
Thank you Jason, Now you all know what I deal with on a regular basis.
Anyway I'm copping a ride with Jason to search for a projector and he gets antsy if he has to stay in one spot for too long. When he gets antsy he starts to eat. I can not afford for him to start looking at my refrigerator with that crazed My-name-is-Jason-and- I-must-consume look
More as it develops,
Derek
