April 14th
Hello,
Welcome to another edition of "Learning to Love Your Hair Implants" I'm your host, Derek and in this action packed episode we'll explore the many wonderful ways that hair plugs have made life worth living . . . .
Sorry about that, I thought for a minute I was hosting an infomercial.
How's, everything been going with you? Me? Well I'm glad you asked. I've just been super duper busy making my own life a living hell. Well , no not really but it sure grabs you as a great opener don't it?
Been making T-shirts left and right. Mostly being sold to those rad and amped skater boyz who are trying to copy the nollie heel flip indy poke to fakie they saw in the video. Maybe I should sell MonsterFreaks band-aides.
Laura from the post office wanted to say hi and that priority mail is the exciting new service from the post office. I told her skaters do not want to know about priority mail but she insisted. I insisted she give me her phone number but that's another story.
I just posted a in-depth report of the Mongol Map go check it out and then e-mail me and tell me what a cool d00d I am. I cross referenced stuff and even posted a close up picture. In a fruitless attempt to bring what information I have about the map up to date I even went so far as to go to the library! (insert nerd theme here) I of course got lost in the dewey decimal system and had to be rescued by a librarian with varicose veins and a bad attitude.
Ever heard about Casadega Florida, the home of many a spiritualist? If not then there's more for you to read about. I also got some great aura photography snaps from a very nice medium who only wanted $20 a pop for them.
After you finish reading, sign the guest book, order a T-shirt, and then sit back in the comfort of your home and think about what a hip and happening new web friend you have made.
hurdy gur,
Derek "Scuse me while I bask in the radiant light of my ego" Barnes
