December 15th, 2000
Hey there Mississippi Queen, (You known what I mean)
I'm just sitting here being real diligent, trying to act all mature and stuff. I'm answering
e-mails like a good webmaster should. It's amazing how many people like to send me stuff in
the mail. You'd think people would want to keep all there dark secrets to themselves but nope,
I'm the first one they want to contact when they find something weird at the one hour photo
place. Like this for instance.
Just who's this guy and what's he up to? I haven't a clue and neither does the Freaky reader who
sent me the e-mail the pic was attached to. Here's what he wrote.
I work at a photo processing joint and when I saw this pic I thought it was the perfect thing to
send you so I made a copy. All the other pictures on the roll was of this stupid family on vacation.
How'd it get mixed up in their roll of film, I don't know but I suspect it's proof of something.
Maybe it's those evil tree trimmers. Now gimme a T-shirt.
Well evil tree trimmers or not it's certainly strange enough to fit into Freakylinks. If you got
strange stuff you wanna show the world send it to me and if I use it on the site I'll throw you a
shirt. What could be easier than that?
SPEAKING OF EVIDENCE...
Head on over to my newest entry into the Freakopedia and take a gander at all the juicy informative
shots I took while spending time out in the Nevada desert searching for Area 51. There's lots of
secret stuff going on out there, the only problem is, I couldn't see any of it. Instead I hung
out with people who are just waiting for the New World Order to take over so they can go all gung-ho
with guns and stuff. I side-stepped all the conspiracies being thrown in my general direction and
instead tried to find out what was really going on. You can be the judge if I succeeded or not.
THE EVILS OF MINI GOLF
Another reader sent me a photo of his favorite miniature golf course and I thought it strange enough
to publish. I'm not sure what Dracula has to do with putt putt golf but I'm sure there's an angle
there I haven't hit on yet. (Now do you understand what sort of imponderable questions I am forced
to think about on this site for you?)
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, I'M TELLING YOU WHY
If I don't catch ya before the holidays lemme just take the time to wish ya happy holidays and all
that crap. (Festive ain't I?) Right now I'm fighting with Lan on the correct amount of holiday
decor to put up in Freak central. For some reason she believes that you can never have enough tinsel.
I on the other hand, think a stocking and a sprig of garland is more than enough. It's Florida,
for gosh sakes, it's not like we're gonna go outside and make snow angels (More like snow devils
in my case)
OK, enough of my sassy mouth for now.
Derek "Ho, Ho, Ho" Barnes