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« on: February 16, 2004, 11:44:55 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2004, 07:45:54 AM »

That is so WRONG[/i] on so many levels.

I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!
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« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2004, 08:03:02 AM »

Oh noooo...that is funny!  No wonder it's such a popular toy.  
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2004, 10:59:14 AM »

WAHAHAHAHA  now i know why someny kids want a flying broom Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2004, 12:16:03 PM »

Damn, now where were those when *I* was a kid?

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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2004, 07:19:02 PM »

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Damn, now where were those when *I* was a kid?

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Ha - good point, Threnody!  Bwahahahahaha!  
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« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2004, 08:31:25 PM »

I must be too logical, because the whole time while reading that I was thinking "wait, are they OLD enough to be doing stuff like that?" Then I was reasoning it out, and now I just need someone to explain it to me, haha. It was funny though, but I kept wondering how many different things those girls could think up with that...especially at the age of 12...then one guys said his BOY liked it...Huh And then 3 girls were having fun with it together...hmmm?

Nevermind. I'll go off into my own little world where harry potter and sex don't collide.
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« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2004, 07:23:11 AM »

Maybe they'll start selling these for adult toys catalogs......ha! Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2004, 08:17:45 AM »

Ah, Luna, I've been meaning to ask you...that broom you're flying wouldn't happen to be a Mattel`s Harry Potter broom would it? Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2004, 05:29:52 PM »

Well.....check it out.  Where did you think that BIG smile came from, Miss EO? ;-)
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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2004, 04:43:17 AM »

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Well.....check it out.  Where did you think that BIG smile came from, Miss EO? ;-)

and that twinkle in the eye! Wink Yup, that's what I thought...let me hop on and go for a spin! Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2004, 07:34:42 PM »

Her broom is specialized to fit her needs. See? She can ride it cross-legged!
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« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2004, 05:49:00 PM »

Special-ordered and custom-made, Linsey - you are correct, m'dear! Cheesy
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« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2004, 05:18:07 PM »

Hey, what happened to the broom? Wink
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« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2004, 06:05:33 PM »

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It escaped.  Sadly.  Sad ;-)
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« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2004, 06:40:24 PM »

Awwww man!! And I was gonna borrow it too! Sad
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« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2004, 11:34:20 PM »

I think Robin Williams said it best:

"But you girls...you got to go through puberty on the mechanical rocking horse in front of the Kmart"
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« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2004, 05:33:55 AM »

Now THAT is a great line!   Grin
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« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2004, 10:14:48 AM »

Robin Williams cracks me up.  I often have no sense of humor and don't find a lot of comics funny, but he always manages to come out with some great lines. Smiley
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« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2004, 10:26:09 AM »

Robin Williams! What a great actor and comedian!

I saw in the last weeks 2 movies with him and he was in both movies "a bad guy".

"One hour photo" and "Insomnia". It is weird to see him in a bad-guy-act.
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« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2004, 10:30:05 AM »

He has so much acting and comic talent, it be amazing.

I never met him in person, two friends did, one works at Disney World. Both told me the same thing, he be one of the nicest people to ever meet, absolutely no star ego trip at all.

Talent and humanity, gotta love it!
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« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2004, 10:45:26 AM »

I think, he is in real life the same nice and funny guy! I love him and i love Tom Hanks (my absolute favorite actor ever)
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« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2004, 12:47:18 PM »

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He has so much acting and comic talent, it be amazing.

I never met him in person, two friends did, one works at Disney World. Both told me the same thing, he be one of the nicest people to ever meet, absolutely no star ego trip at all.

Talent and humanity, gotta love it!


Robin Williams is a VERY talented man.  His humor has already made me laugh my arse off - but his acting talent almost amazes me more.

What a versatile man!

It's good to hear how unaffected he is by his fame.  That is how he comes across in interviews.  He just seems so funny, genuine and personable.
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« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2004, 01:28:00 PM »

I haven't seen "one hour photo" yet but I did like the job he did in Insomnia.  He does seem to be one of those actors who just comes off as a genuinely cool and groovie sort of guy.  I'm not all that fond of Tom Hanks. I don't dislike him, he's just not one of my favorites either.  I don't know why. I've liked some of the movies that he's been in, but not because of him.
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« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2004, 02:10:32 PM »

One Hour Photo is a very interesting movie - a very dark tale of obsession.  I enjoyed Insomnia a lot as well, and Al Pacino also did a great job in the movie.

I like Tom Hanks quite a bit.  He's another guy who has been in a lot of good movies.  I like a lot of his 'light' stuff, but Apollo 13 and Road to Perdition were very good - as was The Green Mile.

I'll always have a soft spot for Sleepless in Seattle.  Cute movie with a great soundtrack.  
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« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2004, 04:30:03 PM »

Road to Perdition I just couldn't get through..  I tried, I really did.. I wanted to like it, but just found it boring.  The characters didn't appeal to me.  I felt nothing for them whatsoever.

I liked Apollo 13, and I haven't seen The Green Mile, though I've wanted to.  Ladykillers looks funny, and I might wait for that one to come out on cable though before I see it.
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« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2004, 06:12:40 PM »

Oh, Thren m'dear - yes, yes - you must see The Green Mile.  The series of books were awesome and they did a wonderful job with the movie.  You must check it out!

I too think The Ladykillers looks funny - hilarious as a matter of fact.  I want to see it too - right now - but I suppose I shall have to wait until it hits DVD or the movie channels.

Unless I get lucky.  That would be good...hehe.  Wink
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« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2004, 09:44:28 PM »

I rarely get out to the movies anymore.  When I lived 15 minutes away from work, I would sometimes stop on the way home and see a movie. Now that I'm an hour drive away, it puts me home way too late to stop and see one on the way home.  I could go on the weekends but then I'm always spending all weekend catching up on the things I can't get done during the week. It's a vicious cycle!

I'm hoping to catch a flick soon though. Maybe this weekend.
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« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2004, 09:50:34 PM »

I would like to see a movie this weekend too. My birthday is Saturday so ... dinner and a movie would be appropriate since I can get a seniors discount now.  :-/

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« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2004, 09:52:31 PM »

Happy Birthday Smiley
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« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2004, 10:16:35 PM »

Thank you!  Smiley
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« Reply #31 on: April 13, 2004, 09:52:45 AM »

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I rarely get out to the movies anymore.  When I lived 15 minutes away from work, I would sometimes stop on the way home and see a movie. Now that I'm an hour drive away, it puts me home way too late to stop and see one on the way home.  I could go on the weekends but then I'm always spending all weekend catching up on the things I can't get done during the week. It's a vicious cycle!

I'm hoping to catch a flick soon though. Maybe this weekend.


I totally commiserate with your dilemma.  I used to go to the movies quite a bit too, but I find I am too busy to go during the week right now.  Work reigns.   Wink

Then on the weekends, I do find myself playing catch-up with all kinds of other matters.

I have movie theaters within a reasonable driving distance - but it just seems I never get there.

My best bet is to rent movies and watch them at my leisure.

Thus, I am never up to date on any new movies...
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« Reply #32 on: April 13, 2004, 10:10:55 AM »

I used to live (literally) three minutes from a 20 screen theatre that I'd drive by on my way home. It was sweet.  Unfortunately, now that I am selling that house, I'm an hour away from there.  There are a couple of theatres right around me, several, in fact, within a 15 minute driving distance.  But the hour commute out and back is 2 hours of driving a day that I used to be able to spend at a movie if I wanted to Smiley
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« Reply #33 on: April 13, 2004, 10:55:36 AM »

I know the long commute, 1 hour 15 each way when the traffic is good. But its woeth the change. Used to have a mobile in south bay, maybe 10 miles from the Venice area, could have visited the filming crew. Ended up buying a great farm out in Riversaide area; couple of acres with a commute ot Anaheim. In 2 years, the company moves to maybe 3 miles from me, so much the better.

Living out in the boonies worth the commute? YOU BETCHA.
Fresh air,  completely rural community, me happy... Smiley
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« Reply #34 on: April 13, 2004, 03:08:01 PM »

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I would like to see a movie this weekend too. My birthday is Saturday so ... dinner and a movie would be appropriate since I can get a seniors discount now.  :-/



Senior's discount?!  Shocked

Ha!  Ohhh, CoffinRock - you know that is so not true.  You're still a young woman, m'dear.   Wink

I do hope you get your dinner and a movie though.  That would be fun - and you deserve it.

And Happy Birthday to you for Saturday!!   Grin
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