The reason Bigfoot Photos are blurry...

[Linsey]

Have you ever thought that maybe bigfoot is blurry by nature? Maybe he's blurry in real life, and that's why he shows up that way in pictures. This whole time everyone's been thinking that their pictures turned out wrong...Bigfoot is just a fuzzy creature. Cryptozoologists can finally use their photos as proof, because they're real!

Thank you Mitch Hedberg for the wonderful theory and insight on BigFoot.
-"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here."

[Alexi_Sivana]

Hunh.  Cool and yet spooky.

Maybe this could be tied into the way the people travelling to Rustin Parr's house seem to slip into other realities in the hills.  Maybe  Bigfoot exists in both at once.

Gik.

My theory was that Bigfoot is a vegetarian subsisting on highly caffeinated berries native to its home and has a bad case of coffee shakes.

[Muse of Freaks]

Hmmm, that sounds like a very plausible theory! Indeed, then there's no wondering why all the pictures of bigfoot are blurry... You know, there's another theory about bigfoot... that he can make himself invisible. Maybe the blurryness is a sort-of inbetween stage of partial invisibility... Or maybe I shouldn't be making theories at 3 in the morning...

[MaGiCGuY]

Hey, I had the same theory before!

then again.. it was 4 in the morning after winter formal and we were all at spires acting like freaks hungry for food.. and everything i did looked magical to my friends.....

Hurdy Gur,
Tony "damn drunkards" Dao

[Linsey]

Now, I know that Bigfoot is most likely invisible because of the "invisible man." Proof! He even licked Darien's face.

[LunaSea]

Interesting hypothesis, Linsey.  And kinda spooky.

Hmmm...now I'm thinking.  

[Muse of Freaks]

Exactly Linsey, that's the one I was referring to!

[Linsey]

I had a feeling about that, Ms. Invisible Man Lover.

[Muse of Freaks]

Heheh, you know me too well.