Name: Jarvis Neilson
Age: 31
Lives In: Mesa, Arizona
Occupation: Land Engineer / Artist

Of all the suspects I tracked down, Jarvis may be the most likely man for the terraforms created in the Australian outback. His money job is working with the architectural firm of Loebstram and Tatum in Mesa Arizona as a speculative landscape engineer, planning outside landscapes for large construction projects (his last job was designing the campus of Crawford University in Haven Illinois.) His real passion seems a little more unbridled.

Jarvis Neilson in evil ringmaster attire during the 1999 Flaming Bitch opening ceremonies in the Nevada desert.

For the last five years Jarvis has been the main orchestrator behind "The Flaming Bitch" a companion / outcast gathering that goes on a week prior to "The Burning Man" festival in Northern Nevada. Like "The Burning Man", the "Flaming Bitch" is a large outdoor gathering of bohemians and party goers who come together in the desert to do drugs, party and get nekkid. The difference between the two is that "The Burning Bitch" seems to gather a even more eclectic group of people.

Past events of the Bitch festival have included the construction and then immolation of a 50 foot tall replica of the statue of liberty, and an earth moving project that saw the creation of a 100 foot deep hole that then had cars driven into it and exploded. But in 1998 Jarvis oversaw the largest project the Bitch festival has undertaken when he headed up construction of a half mile long zig zagging trench system that was then filled with gasoline and set ablaze at one night conclusion. At the time, NOAA reported that the blaze of light across the desert was visible from low earth orbiting satellites .